IT’S the celeb dating app YOU can’t join.

Casanova and ex-EastEnders road sweeper Dean Gaffney has simply finalized as much as Raya, saying: “I’m visiting an age where i wish to fulfill my ride or die.”

We imagine Dean’s profile – and the other movie stars might state when they had been in the app that is exclusive.

Dean, 42

HI, I’m Dean Gaffney, aka The Gaffer, aka the glucose Hut David Gandy. I’m the only your mum warned you about . . . cos she fancies me personally by by herself.

I’m on the market for an age-appropriate girl now I wouldn’t date anyone their age as I promised my 24-year-old twin daughters.

Therefore nobody over 23, please – and even though we’re at it, no body under a 32G.

Off your feet and introduce you to Wellard (it’s not just the nickname of my old ’Enders dog) if you play your cards right, I’ll sweep you.

Loves: Sticky-floored nightclubs, alcopops and a good little bit of bush (Kate!).

Katie, 42

WOTCHA! I’m Katie you can– call me Pricey well, you are going to after you’ve came across my bad accountant. Haha.

I’m searching for a genuine guy whom understands their place – you’ll constantly play 2nd fiddle to your Pricey, simply ask Kieran, Pete, Alex, Danny, thingumy, whatshisname and . . . wait, I’m operating away from characters here.

Yeah, i would like a guy who can love me for whom i will be and not my boobs – they’ll have actually changed by our very first date anyway. Must look good on digital digital camera cos they’ll be after us around 24/7 LOL. No Aussies, cage fighters or Milf chasers.

Harry, 26

YES, it is me personally, Harry Styles, the man from your own room wall surface a decade ago.

I’m nevertheless right right right right here, I’ve simply been disguising myself with a few gear We acquired through the Sue Ryder store.

I’m searching for deep and significant love, anyone to light up my globe like no body else . . . or failing that, a supermodel or actress we have actuallyn’t slept with (I’m currently on “W” so appreciate there won’t be several of you left).

Preferably you’ll don’t know just exactly what Larry Shippers means plus the only rumours you’ve found out about me personally will be the people through the waistline down.

One D we’ll satisfy once again.

Taylor, 31

OMG, WLTM a brand new BBFE (that’s most useful Boyfriend For Evermore, duh!) in planning for brand new break-up record album . . .

Sorry, new ADORE TALE.

Should have absurd looks that are good zero pity, obvs.

Age and human body shape doesn’t matter – my we § TS singlet is available in all sizes.

Therefore Tay-Tay-ke the possibility you too could be a footnote in my prolific musical career on me and.

Previous lovers will not need to apply, we have been don’t ever fixing the relationship.

Simply fill out this blank area about exactly how much you adore ME!

Rita, 30

THEY call me Rita “the Man-Eater” Ora, but let that put don’t you down . . . We additionally date ladies.

Shopping for someone Right that is hot now place their human body on me personally for about fourteen days.

I am going to never ever allow You Down, you down and you refuse to let me perform any of the songs you wrote for me until I let.

Needs to be a stickler when it comes to rules (and so I don’t need to be) and also needs to be more comfortable with top-secret worldwide travel.

No Scots, please.

Craig, 39

SOCIETY prefer to phone me CD (Craig David, obtain it?) but don’t hold that against me personally.

Seeking to Selecta unique woman for regular hook-ups – Mondays and Tuesdays just.

Will need to have home due to current event with ex-GF’s moms and dads’ jacuzzi and a container of Shiraz.

Must like facial furniture while having never ever been aware of that Leigh Francis.

Isn’t it time for many Craig David all over you?

In that case, you may be my new Bo.

Vicky, 33

WHY aye, it is us, Vicky Pattison. You might understand us through the jungle, coz we won any particular one.

So essentially I’m a bona fide QUEEN lookin’ forra KING to rock us globe.

Despite that which you could have read, seen or heard I am actually quite a shy and retiring type about me every day for the past ten years.

So I’m lookin’ for the relaxed, sensible fella . . . to put up the fort while I’m regarding the razz beside me mates. Haha.

That’s simply me personally having a little bit of bull crap. You won’t need certainly to keep the fort, just me phone while i really do another selfie that is quick. Hashtag no filter, me personally!

Lewis, 24

AYE, I am old sufficient to be on here, before yous ask. My name’s Lewis and i’m intae findin’ a lassie that is clean . . sorry, i am talking about someone to love.